Dorm | Culture

Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Staff in Culture

The Newtonian

Dorm: Newton
Age: 20
Hometown: Seoul, Korea
Favorite Food: Kimchi
Hobbies: Newton Olympics, playing pool, hanging out in the sauna
Clothing: T-shirt and ballah-shorts

The Man of Grainger (MoG)

Dorm: Grainger
Age: 12
Hometown: Suburbia, CA
Favorite Food: Pizza
Hobbies: Shower parties, throwing people in the fountain, tagging the Newton Thinker
Clothing: Optional (not recommended)

The Nichol Monk

Dorm: Nichol
Age: 39
Hometown: Angwin, CA
Favorite Food: Thought
Hobbies: Studying … studying … avoiding the sun
Clothing: Suit and tie, or cloak

The McChick

Dorm: McReynolds
Age: 36
Hometown: Pleasantville, USA
Favorite Food: Smiles (no pepper)
Hobbies: Catching butterflies and rainbows, tending to sick people
Clothing: Habit

The Winning Warrior

Dorm: Winning
Age: 21
Hometown: Anytown, USA
Favorite Food: Anything that will burn down the dorm
Hobbies: Setting off the fire alarm, answering the phone for everyone
Clothing: Blouse and skirt

The Graf Girl

Dorm: Graf
Age: 18
Hometown: Out-of-state
Favorite Food: Indian
Hobbies: Tanning naked on the roof, not having individual bathrooms
Clothing: Sweats

The Andre Angel

Dorm: Andre
Age: 13
Hometown: The OC
Favorite food: Homemade sushi, anything chocolate
Hobbies: Drama, watching suicidal fish, rearranging the parlor, baking
Clothing: Minimal