Dorm | Culture
Posted on 24. Sep, 2009 by Staff in Culture
The Newtonian
Dorm: Newton
Age: 20
Hometown: Seoul, Korea
Favorite Food: Kimchi
Hobbies: Newton Olympics, playing pool, hanging out in the sauna
Clothing: T-shirt and ballah-shorts
The Man of Grainger (MoG)
Dorm: Grainger
Age: 12
Hometown: Suburbia, CA
Favorite Food: Pizza
Hobbies: Shower parties, throwing people in the fountain, tagging the Newton Thinker
Clothing: Optional (not recommended)
The Nichol Monk
Dorm: Nichol
Age: 39
Hometown: Angwin, CA
Favorite Food: Thought
Hobbies: Studying … studying … avoiding the sun
Clothing: Suit and tie, or cloak
The McChick
Dorm: McReynolds
Age: 36
Hometown: Pleasantville, USA
Favorite Food: Smiles (no pepper)
Hobbies: Catching butterflies and rainbows, tending to sick people
Clothing: Habit
The Winning Warrior
Dorm: Winning
Age: 21
Hometown: Anytown, USA
Favorite Food: Anything that will burn down the dorm
Hobbies: Setting off the fire alarm, answering the phone for everyone
Clothing: Blouse and skirt
The Graf Girl
Dorm: Graf
Age: 18
Hometown: Out-of-state
Favorite Food: Indian
Hobbies: Tanning naked on the roof, not having individual bathrooms
Clothing: Sweats
The Andre Angel
Dorm: Andre
Age: 13
Hometown: The OC
Favorite food: Homemade sushi, anything chocolate
Hobbies: Drama, watching suicidal fish, rearranging the parlor, baking
Clothing: Minimal
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This article is spreading a falsehood. The only girls that tanned naked on graf roof weren’t graf girls. In addition,the deans locked it after they found out… That was a year and a half ago. Maybe some maintenance guys unlocked it, but that would make me question how private it really is now.
Truth: Andre used to be the upperclass dorm. It used to be quiet.
this article was meant to poke fun about dorm stereotypes…not truths.
the end.
It seems that this article upset quite a few people from Andre. We would just like to remind that all dorms got a little bit of poking, that everything was meant in jest, and that if we did in fact offend anyone, we apologize. The goal was to amuse, not to state any sort of reality.
My freshman year (2005) Andre was the hardest dorm to get into. I miss those elite days.